I don't know how old he is because it doesn't matter. Maybe, 28. I think 28. I don't know. I'm going to sound like a unmarried woman in her late 30s when I say this, but age is just a number (and I'm unfuckable and unloveable regardless of it... to be clear, that's what unmarried late 30-year-old women say... me and Adam are totally fuckable. I'd fuck Adam right now and he'd fuck me because that's what friends do. Unshaven butt sex between bros.)
UNSHAVEN BUTT SEX! BYAAAAH!
While Googling for that picture, I stumbled upon this:
You're welcome.
So, I'm gonna level with you guys. Today, I woke up sick. Well, I have a cough... but that's sick in my book. Luckily all I need to do is go get some medicine... wow, I'm already bored with this story. I can only imagine how you must be feeling.
QUICK! FLASHY PIZZAZZ!
Did that make things better? I totally forgot that I had that GIF (pronounced similar to "gift" because duh).
I have classes now.
I also have run out of things to talk about... I think it might have something to do with me being sick... or having a cough.
Uh... so bye, I guess... This isn't like a suicidal goodbye, just a normal goodbye. I'm coming back next week... so...
FLASHY PIZZAZZ!
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