So, this week, I went to another city in Turkey because the wait to get a residence permit in Istanbul is too long, so I "live" in this other city on paper.
I don't ask questions... Especially when I have to wake up at 6:45 in the morning to get to Yalova (the other city).
So, I'm pretty sure I have strep throat. It isn't that bad though. Remember the whole healthcare system here... Yeah. MAGIC! The visit and the medicine cost me about 65 Lira... or about $23. TWENTY-THREE DOLLARS! I don't even have insurance. CAN YOU COMPREHEND THAT!? My complete medical treatment is the same price as a sad handjob from a fat, one-eyed hooker.
I will refrain from providing a picture...
Instead, here is what I got when I googled "gay unicorn"
I gotta make this quick because I have plans shortly. I know you're thinking "Well, why don't you just save your entry and finish it after your plans."
Look, I'm going to level with you... That is pretty logical, but we both know that if I do that, I won't publish this until a week later.
Possibly the laziest google search ever... I have failed you
So, allow me to make one empty promise. I will update this next week. This should be enough. The gay unicorn should keep you occupied/entertained/scarred-for-life for the rest of the week.
I know... I know... shame on me... sorry, I was going to try to segue to a hari-kiri reference about shame, but I really can't be bothered. So, I'll just end this with a gif of a Japanese guy hari-kiri'ing himself... I'm not sure that's a word, but... meh... whatever.
DISHONOOOOOOOOOR!
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