Is that a hint of hazelnut I detect?
Now first, let's analyze this situation. So we got Trump and Hillary... and you guys are fucked. What's sad is that most of the world is focused on Trump. I get it. He's absolutely insane. He says terrible things, but that's the thing... they are just words. Hillary on the other hand... well, we'll play a little game.- YAY!-
The game is to see how many articles I can reference to her past horrific actions and current stances. Are you ready?
So, what can you do? You have two horrible choices. You are simply voting against the candidate you want to lose. Ah, Democracy. This is what we demand other countries have.
Oh! And guns. Yes, we have the Second Amendment, but Fuck that Amendment. Now, hear me out...
I'm not saying this because I don't think you shouldn't have guns. I'm saying this because no one in America uses them correctly. Hunting? Self-protection against other citizens? Mass shootings? No! NO! NOOOOO! It's all wrong.
We have guns for the sole purpose of arming a militia to fight a tyrannical government. Well, the government has been tyrannical for some time now, and we still demand no one shoots a cop. We still stand up to support the people who oppress us today or will oppress us tomorrow. So guess what, America? You've lost your right to have guns because you were too cowardly to put your lives on the line for your country. No, going to Iraq is not fighting for your country. You're fighting for corporate interests. Don't be mad at me for stating the obvious. I think deep down, you always knew. It's okay. You can cry on my shoulder. Let it out... shhh shhhh... let it out.
Anyway, if you want to leave America (no, Canada is not an option), you have to be skilled labor. For example, I am an ESL teacher. I have a certification and what-not. I'm all set to go. Any engineers reading this? Yeah, you can make your way over here. Oh, you might want to learn another language. It tends to help.
If you want to get certified to teach English... it'll cost you a bit, and you're going to need some free time. The best certification is CELTA. Trust me, it's the tits. You can go anywhere with that shit. Maybe, you aren't ready for that kind of commitment. Maybe, you just want to get your toe in the water. Maybe, you're a little bitch.
If that be the case, just search for TESL certification. It has many names. TEFL, TESOL, Larry.
Anyway, so I'm fasting right now... you know... Ramadan. It's more than just not eating. It's not smoking or drinking.
You get used to it. Trust me, the not-drinking-anything makes the not-eating-anything way easier. Hopefully that sentence made sense. The only thing I don't like about Ramadan is my breath. It is not pleasant. Mine right now is a borderline war crime.
Anyway, that's it for now.
Amazing post!! Glad you got the gif thing going again. Are you really abstaining from smoking for an entire month? Happy Ramadan!!
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